Blogging Like It’s 1982 … Praise for The Thing

October 3, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

I don’t believe in coincidences.  I really don’t.  But as far as I know, for no reason at all, I watched John Carpenter’s The Thing yesterday.

I watched it for no other reason than I had heard that it was good.
I didn’t know that my cousin was going to post a picture of himself holding a [...]

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Blogging Like It’s 1981 … Oh, Buddy Buddy

October 3, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

This must be the only blog entry ever written about the movie, Buddy Buddy, mustn’t it?

Watching it today was the epitome of virtually all viewing experiences for me these days.  I have to assume that the typical movie viewer doesn’t go through these emotions when watching old movies.
Stage 1.  Fascination/Disbelief
I begin to watch the film [...]

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Screwed by Bridesmaids

October 3, 2011vertpurple 1 Comment »

Have studios become more honest or have I become shrewder about what I choose to see?  I don’t know, but I can honestly say that I haven’t felt “tricked” when I have watched a movie since I was in high school.  One movie that immediately comes to my mind as hoodwinking me back then:  Carnival [...]

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Holiness Vs. Magic

September 27, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

I was in a church the other day as a part of an odd theater performance (don’t ask), marveling again at how all of the various ornaments inside do have an affect on me, though I don’t believe in them.  I’d look at a delicate stoup or a chi rho on a stained glass window [...]

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How a Dislike Button Would Work

September 26, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

If you use Facebook I’m sure you have heard of the “Dislike Button Movement,” i.e., the online petition geared at giving us more options than a simple ‘like.’  It is doubtful that this will ever happen, of course.  Advertisers don’t care about what we don’t like (although the argument could be made that they certainly [...]

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Everything You Wanted to Know about the Church of Satan But Were Afraid to Ask

September 4, 2011vertpurple 1 Comment »

I’ve always been a fan of horror movies, particularly those made between 1960 and 1980, perhaps because they were before my time and after the old-fashioned monsters had run their course (e.g., Dracula, Frankenstein, etc.).  The Night of the Living Dead, The Omen, The Exorcist, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Psycho, and The Birds all come to my [...]

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A Passionate F.U. to Ryan Air

September 4, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

I fell in love with Ryan Air when I lived in Germany. I remember once taking a flight to Amsterdam and another to Rome for less than $100.
Now that I am in Norway, within a year of living near a Ryan Air hub I have learned to despise Ryan Air.
Dealing with Ryan Air is like playing [...]

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More to Donald Duck than Meets the Eye

September 4, 2011vertpurple 2 Comments »

Scandinavia is a bit different, at least where cartoons are concerned.  Over the years I’ve learned that the Smurfs were huge in the seventies (a decade before they made it to the US), that Popeye is called Karl Alfred in Sweden and that Donald Duck is, well, huge.  On a casual day in a grocery store [...]

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Why Norwegians Make the Best and the Worst Mafioso

September 4, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

Ever played the party game ‘Mafia,’ a.k.a. ‘Werewolf?’ It’s basically a game where all of the players try to conceal their identities in order to determine who the killer among them is.
‘I think you’re the killer because you didn’t look me in the eye just then.’
‘Well, you are obviously the killer because you’re accusing everyone [...]

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How to Travel Alone and Not Be Alone

August 18, 2011vertpurple No Comments »

Most of the following little tips have become no-brainers to me, but I have come to realize that swarms of people think that traveling alone means being alone.  It doesn’t.  First of all, there are prostitutes–kidding.  Here are some simple items to put onto your little checklist.
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1.  Become a member of [...]

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